Wow. Thats about all I can say.. Wow…
Tony, a friend of mine from my Austin days sent me a link to [this music video](http://lilasianbabee.fasthost.tv/yougotbeef.wmv) yesterday and I am totally speechless. The video is of a Vietnamese rapper that goes by the name “ChucKie AkeNz” and features is crew known as “V-UNIT”. Let me see if I can summarize the plot before delving into the details. The story starts with a small, overweight Vietnamese boy playing basketball in the park when some big evil black guys come and take his ball from him. The boy, who’s probably a fourth grader or so runs away and calls Chuckie on his cell phone.
(Yeah, thats him in the white.. **Fear**.)
Chuckie gets pissed off at the bullies because according to the lyrics: “Don’t fuck with the gooks thats the #1 rule” and rounds up his posse to go regulate.
There’s a gathering of the troops and during which our hero ChucKie flashes a gun sign while rapping: **”Drop you to the ground like ducks from Nintendo”**.
The posse rolls out to go beat up those black guys who “got beef”
Check out that posse. I’d be afraid if a blue neon and a honda civic rolled up too and proceed to fight the two black guys, 50 or so Vietnamese to 2 black guys. To make it better, the Viet-kiddies pull things out of their pants like 2 foot long machetes and an uzis. The video ends with the black guys trying to scale the fence to get away from the posse, the posse trapping them, and they disappear into the crowd of angry asians who feel big for administering a serious beat-down in a 50 to 2 fight.
I just really don’t know what to say to this video. I’d be embarrased more than anything. The world is already full of people who front about everything, but most of them at least attempt to make a story thats believable. This guy is a joke, his posse all drives Neons and Hondas. Not very bling, now is it?
Part of me really wants to believe that this is supposed to be some sort of parrody, but try as I might, I find no indication that this is a joke. Nope, apparently ChucKie thinks that his posse of Honda’s and Neons is tough and that everyone better recognize.
Honestly, I don’t even know where to begin with this one. I’m looking forward to your comments. And remember, I’m half Japanese, which means, if you got beef with me, you betta watch yo back, **sucka** or I be on my celly callin up my posse.